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16.
Someone who sucked so much on Inside Edition that Fox decided to give him a job as a bs artist on its network. Also, he hates celebrities because they wouldn't give him the time of day on said Inside Edition show. Likes to use vibrators on himself.
Bill O'Reilly is a disgusting freak who can only get ass from a vibrator used on his ass.
by Bush Hater March 16, 2005
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1.
Another word for crap, turd, shit etc...
I stepped in some Bill O'Reilly.

Can someone help me get this Bill O'Reilly off of my shoe?
by Bobby January 08, 2005
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2.
Completely ignorant white male who thinks he knows everything. Almost comical diction when is he cutting liberal commentators off and sweet-talking the conservatives. Also, he likes to make every controversial issue black and white, when in fact issues labeled "controversial" imply that it has already been determined that there is no black and white answer. This man does not have a clue about the world.
Bill O'Reilly has to repeat everyday that he is "Fair and Balanced", because his extreme neo-conservative bias is apparent EVERYDAY.
by Anne Davenport January 10, 2005
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Pompous news anchor with a staggering ego. Claims to be neutral, unbiased, and "looking out" for the everyday American, but commits more logical fallacies per broadcast than any other. Also spends more time plugging merchandise, books, and website memberships on air than any other. Has been caught in multiple lies, fabrications, and exaggerations, and is prone to patronizing his guests as well as all of his viewers (whether or not they realize it). A joke of a journalist rivaled only by Geraldo Rivera, the "debate" content of his show is really a series of cat fights resulting in mic-cutting and arrogance. Clearly a conservative, lies about it, and although he claims to be independent, cannot bring himself to fathom why the ACLU opposes religious displays in government buildings.
Look, jackass, if you need this prick doing your thinking for you, you've got bigger problems than saving up for that Bill O'Reilly mug.
by thissounddefense August 26, 2005
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1. Any frumpy over-60 white male who loves a large dildo up his ass while talking dirty to employees on the phone.
2. To cram a large dildo up your ass while having phone sex.
"Honey can you repeat that? I wanna do a "bill o'reilly" for the full effect."
by Michelle Mybell March 28, 2005
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5.
Douchbag. Twat. Sissy cunt.
Bill O'Reilly is a douchbag.
by T-Bone January 11, 2005
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6.
A person who doesn't know his ass from his elbow about most of the things he talks about, but insists on trying to prevent the American public from seeking the truth for themselves as a means to get them to assume that his propogandic ramblings about subjects that a 5-year-old could demonstrate a better grasp on than he does are accurate.

See also: ANAL RETENTIVE
PROPOGANIST
BULLSHIT ARTIST
After watching only a few of Bill's shows, I detected an unmistakably strong scent of bullshit coming from my television}
by D-Shiznit May 30, 2005
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a very dumb, racist, homophob cracker who molests women and probably little boyys too. Thinks he is god. needs to get a shape-up relly badly.
hi my name is Bill O'reilly but u can just call me the dumbest shit on Earth.

in the words of Ludacris "hi mr. O'reilly. Don't forget to kiss the plaintiff an the wifey
by Truth Bringer May 08, 2005
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