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(adjective) 1. a complete and utter strap-on.
2. a man who dates out of his league and stays in a relationship because he wears the skirt.
3. Someone who would rather blaze than beat.
4. Someone who spaz's out during sex.
Michael is such a bilak I can't believe he'd rather smoke out than beat with his girlfriend.
by Butterloaf April 24, 2007

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(adjective) 1. a complete and utter strap-on.
2. a man who dates out of his league and stays in a relationship because he wears the skirt.
3. Someone who would rather blaze than beat.
4. Someone who spaz's out during sex.
Michael is such a bilak I can't believe he'd rather smoke out than beat with his girlfriend.
by Butterloaf April 24, 2007

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