A law stating that "No matter how low pant trends get, it will never be fashionable to wear them around your ankles (especially when going commando)."

Anyone found in violation of said law will 'disappear' mysteriously when passing by a wooded area (presumably by Bigfoot).
Dude, that kid's almost violating Bigfoot's Law, he'd better get a belt.
by hitemlow November 23, 2009

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A law stating that "No matter how low pant trends get, it will never be fashionable to wear them around your ankles (especially when going commando)."

Anyone found in violation of said law will 'disappear' mysteriously when passing by a wooded area (presumably by Bigfoot).
Dude, that kid's almost violating Bigfoot's Law, he'd better get a belt.
by hitemlow November 23, 2009

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One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

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