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A sound that was heard in the restroom.
I just heard a loud noise in the restroom.
by David June 10, 2004
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#1: Orgy

#2: A massive explosion

#3: Before the beginning (what?) there was nothing, and it exploded (what?).

In order for something to exist or happen three things are required: Time, Dimensions and Matter. In nothing these cannot exist, and yet apprently the Universe existed in the form of an infinetly dense, infinetly heavy thing - which should've made a black hole, but didn't. Also something triggered the Universe to start expanding, Scientists don't know what that was (admit it). Also according to the Law of Angular Momentum all fragments that are expelled from an object spin the same direction as the object. Saturn, Uranus, several moons and a couple of glaxies spin "backwards". Also according to the Second Law of thermodynamics all objects in a Closed System (the Universe), go from Order to Disorder. An explosion is not order it is disorder (Did the Atomic bomb dropped on Hiroshima create order? No it did not.). Yet the universe has been operating just fine for billions of years, with 0 sign of disorder. So in order for the Big Bang to occur it would have to disobay a bunch of scientific laws. But still scientists believe it.

Some creationists say that the Earth is ~6000 years old. Nowhere in the bible does it say that. Genesis 1:1 says "In the beginning God created the Heavens and the Earth." Then on the first creative day God made the Earth inhabitable (water, atmosphere etc.).

People say that the Bible is unscientific, that is not true. The ark that Noah built was a box, a very big box. Are there any ships that are basically boxes? Yes container ships. Noah was an amutuer and his design worked very well. The bible described the water cycle long before any scientist. Historically the Bible is true as well. It described the city of Ninevah - the Bible is the only book to describe this city, and it does exist. Archeologists discovered it in the 1840's. The city of Babylon has been discovered , and the Bible talks about it. Unscientific? I think not. Not Historical? I think Not.
Seriously the Big Bang is a big pile of nonsense.
by A competant person September 21, 2008
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created when God was arm wrestling with his roommate chugs and God apparantly was losing so he farted and blew it in his roommates face and he farted again but this time it was into a match which caused the BIG BANG
ya smell that?

its a big bang joke from family ugy
by Orpheus2008 July 10, 2008
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-See orgy.
by sux0r October 10, 2003
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Commonly accepted theory of the beginning of what we know as the universe. Mostly hypothetical in the past, but now has confirmed measurements by a NASA satelite WMAP. Event horizon indicators place a space-time beginning focal point at 13.7 billion years reverse time. It is not understood what the state of pre-energy/matter was or the catalyst to the event, as the pre-state had no observable horizon.
The big-bang was either an anomaly or it was not.
by Guido1 February 06, 2009
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The scientific theory that invalidated atheism long ago. The Big Bang theory affirms what religions teach by providing evidence for a beginning of the universe. According to the scientific principle of causality, it had to proceed from something and it's a lot more logical to believe that it proceeded from an intelligent mind (which would account for the mechanisms of the universe, its mathematical cosmology and the fine-tuning) because you don't get something from nothing.

Contrary to popular opinion, The Big Bang theory simply describes the moments after the universe begun.
by Skialian January 09, 2014
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Secret term for sex/losing virginity.
guy: I feel akward talking about the 'you know what' in public.
girl: well...then call it big bang.
by Offlineuser1 January 17, 2009
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