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Big Time Rush Is A Potty Boy Band... In Which They Sing Songs With Lyrics That Don't Make Sense /Or Are Childish. New lyricists Maybe Hired If Under 5 Years Old.

A Breakdown Of The Members:
Kendall Pottysapa Muffin Man John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt - The ugliest member who gets the most attention in the group and foresees the future of his band as good but it is not as they headed for a much needed breakup --- THEY SHIT.
James Forethessy Diamond - The ugliest member in the group who matches his face with Kendall's smelly feet. Also is the real son of the guy who acted like Gustavo who is some weird kid that they say the name of in the ads.
Carlos Pompom Pena - The ugliest member in the group and loves being stupid who loves to portray his realistic personality on tv that he carries outside of his show as well. (recently lost his helmet -- going crazy, went to grandma's house to get peace.)
Logan Hortance Henderson - The ugliest member in the group thinks he's smart but is not. He went crazy after he say this sentence: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. Mindblown that is was correct grammar and and English correct sentence.

Baffled by the sentence above they BTR group grew so much jealousy towards British boybands, soaked in their jealousy they peed their pants and retired.
Toby Maguire: I hate BTR
Henri: Big Time Rush is soiled
Rusher1: I love, and Big Time Rush is Potty
Rusher2: Me too... I eat their shit all the time!!
Rusher1: Me Too! Right on!!
Rusher2: Yaaaas!! Big Time Rush!!! Yaaaas!!!!
Directioner: Who even?
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The result of Nickelodeon's jealousy toward Disney for the Jonas brothers and the Jonas TV show.
Ever heard of Big Time Rush?

Yeah, basically they're just Jonas brothers wanna-be's, which is a horrible thing to be anyways..
by abcdefghijklmnop4586900 November 01, 2010
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Terrible TV show that is based off the band but is in no way the actual truth on what the band does. Thus making it more shitty than it already is. The band itself makes terrible music that sounds good the first time you listen to it, but after listening to it the second time, becomes annoying and irritating, making you want to destroy your ears or commmit suicide. Basically loved by today's generation of girls that get their panties soaking wet after listening to these types of shitty boy bands. See Shit.
Girl: Omg Big Time Rush is so fucking amazing!!
*SLAPS*
Boy: BITCH, THAT SHOW AND BAND IS EXACTLY WHY OUR GENERATION SUCKS.
by TheTruthPoster July 23, 2012
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The act of standing up too quickly, forcing a feeling of lightheadedness followed by a pyroclastic flow of shit in your shorts. This term is commonly referred to as a BTR.
"I was in my office when I had a BIG TIME RUSH!",
"When the verdict was passed I experienced a Big Time Rush.",
"When I was late for work I had a Big Time Rush.",
"While working the front counter at McDonald's I suffered a Big Time Rush.",
"I've been diagnosed with BTR."
by Sketch Oregano MkMannis December 25, 2012
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An good show, if you actually took the time to WATCH IT. I mean, sure I miss 'Hey Arnold', 'Roco's Modern Life' and all the other good old shows, but I think it's time to accept that Nickelodean has developed into something new, more mainstream.Oh and by the way, I hate all the other shows on Nick besides Spongebob, esp. iCarly. Anyway, It's a good show about 4 boys who are hockey players from Minnesota, and they finally get a chance to form a band and hopefully become famous. I think it has a good message and I love the songs, even though they might be a bit gay. I thought it was going to be a retarded show too, I'm going to be honest. Everytime I saw the commericial I was so annoyed, but then I watched it with my little sister and I like it. (Cartoon Network still owns though.)
Jim: Did you see that new gay show on Nick "Big Time Rush"??? I miss the old shows.....
Jon: No, I don't spend my time watching kid shows so I can post a bad definition about them on Urban Dictionary.
Jim: Uhh..... I don't do that.....
Jon: Yeah grow. up Jim.
by Airren February 11, 2010
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1) They are four sexy as hell musicians and actress that can ruin people's life with their perfectness.

2) Kendall Schmidt, James Maslow, Carlos Pena Jr, and Logan Henderson
Katy: hey what are you doing?
Kira: getting my life ruin by Big Time Rush.
by funkyBTRusher16 February 17, 2013
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Another ridiculous show hosted by the biggest channel for gay kids, Nickelodean. Every single Nick show HAS to be 3 things: teens (which they are trying to show kids so they can be more like them, then everyone laughs at these 12 year olds' asses in school because they want to be like Carly and kiss boys (lol I can imagine that), farts, and animals.

The show itself is pretty terrible if you ask me. They add sound effects and make terrible jokes. Its very boring.

But the band in the other hand, it's not so bad if you think twice. They're songs actually have SOME meaning. Like the "Big Time" song, or the "Wanna Be Famous" song (even though this particular one is incredibly cheesy and annoying). I heard the "City ?is Ours?" song while my sister watches nick, and I have to admit it's actually really catchy lmao.

Band is okay, the show is gay. Nick sucks incredibly huge dick. (That could be a song :D)
Casey: Zomg BTR(big time rush... if you knowwwa) is like the best band ever! And theyre show is so funnnaaayy! ELLL OHH ELLL!!!

Jim: OMG RIGHT? I also love Icarly, Zoey 101, and Icarly, because I LOVE it when they say: "what are you doing?" (automated laughing set to maximum volume) HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAH.

^GAY
by Disney Channel+nick suck my August 24, 2010
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