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A woman that has, through childbirth, or other extreme streching of vaginal muscles, widened her passage to the point that an ordinary, properly inserted tampon will not stay in place.
"After the baby was born, I coudn't even keep a tampon in my Big Pink Bucket Puss! My husband said that making love to me was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway!"
by Praxis January 24, 2007

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