1) An incredibly whack e-mailer
2) A person who was once 'holier than thou' but is now simply 'more sloppy than thou'
3) A modern-day John Rolfe
4) A synonym for 'dalmation'
5) Someone who is so bored during break that they spend hours searching for mildly funny things related to their friends' names but never realizes that he/she can just create their own joke
1) Do you think there's anyone in the club that didn't already know 'ralph' was a synonym for 'barf'? That e-mail was so whack it must have been from Big Mumba