After the explosion, once the smoke had all faded and the dust had settled, a countless number of galaxies, systems, stars, and planets covered a presumed infinite amount of space.
What the hell?
"Well, just pick from the existing ones."
"We could do that, but, uh, sir..."
"They all involve the supernatural and/or some sort of deity(s)."
"Holy crap! Heaven (which I don't believe exists) forbid we actually believe there are greater forces in the world than ourselves (arrogant brats aren't we?)! Quick, make something up!"
"How about... I know! A massive explosion created everything! We'll call it the 'Big Bang'."
"Think anyone will buy that?"
"If we come up with a bunch of nonsensical yet complex equations to back it up, yes."
The two rappers G-Dragon and TOP have made great rythms, as well as the three vocalist, TaeYang, SeungRi, and Daesung.
G-Dragon (Kwon Ji'Young) is the leader and the second rapper. He is known for his feminine looks, over-confident stage presence, and generally drunken dancing.
TOP (Choi Seung-hyun) is what we like to call a sex god. He is the rapper and eldest of the Big Bang family. He is known for his deep voice, which is uncharacteristic for a Korean, stoic and cold personality, and general sexiness.
Taeyang (Dong Yongbae) is generally considered the Korean Chris Brown. He is known for his awesome dancing skills.
Daesung (Kang Daesung) is a trot singer which is irrelevant to Big Bang's hiphop sound. He is known for his smiling, not letting TOP eat what he wants, and for being the best singer on live stage.
Seungri (Lee Seunghyun) is our maknae, aka the youngest of the group. He is known for having panda eyes, being freaking adorable, and some people say he's an EVIL MAKNAE. Even more evil than Kyuhyun of Suju. Which is saying a lot.
That's Big Bang. They're sexy. I know.
Person Two: YOU LUCKY BITCH!!!
Person One: I have two tickets.
Person Two: OHEMGEE, I LOVE YOU.
Person One: But, I ain't taking you.
V.I.P: HIGH, HIGH, I'M SO HIGH. FLY FLY UP IN THE SKY.
ELF(Super Junior fan): Ew, you like Big Bang?
V.I.P: What the fuck are you saying "Ew" for? The members of the band you like are all gay or girls.
ELF: True, but they're hot.
V.I.P: That is true.
2. Korean hip-hop band.
3. A bang, but a big one.
2. ....Yeah Yeos-gat-ae Yeor-bad-ge Ni saeng-gag-e... some more big bang shi
3. Guess wha, madafaka, Yesterday i big-banged your mom -- even more big bang shi