A small triangular-shaped peice of material, often bedazzled with jewellery and feathers, which covers the bifkin, or inbetweenus, or gooch. The bifkini is strapped over the shoulders with thin, barely-visible strings. Obviously the human bifkin does not require protection, as it is widely known that the moisture, or goose butter, produced on the surface of the flesh, provides a protective salt which defends the bifkin from harsh climates and miniature creatures. The bifkini is merely a fashion accessory, designed to intimidate or make an impression on one's peers.
"Hey I just bought my mankini for the summer"
"Pfft! Mankini? Check out my new Goochy Bifkini!"
by Sandy Highman, PHD August 16, 2011

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