Mike: "DUMP THAT SHIT! That's nothing but bad news man. Who knows, she could have Bieberitis! That's almost as bad as having to put up with a broad on her period 24/7."
Lil' Wayne: "Hey guys, can I have some cough syrup? Young weezy needs his fix."
Mike: "No man, we gotta save some for Derek's girlfriend so we can knock her out before he loses his mind."
Lil' Wayne: "Damn you, Bieberitis! Just wait until you get down here to my crib, you lil' punk that looks like a chick. I'll shove my pistol up yo ass, if one even exists on your undeveloped body."
Fangirl 2: "ikr omg justin biber i luv"
Troll: "You guys are pathetic."
Fangirl 1: "OMG U PATETIHC WHOR UR JUST JELOUSS OF JUSTIN!!! GET A LIFFEEEE!!!!!!"
Fangirl 2: "u r such a pointleesss b**** justin is amazing and so hottttt and sings so beautifully ur jus jelus GTFO"
Troll: "I spy an acute case of Bieber-itis. Doctors have just found the recent cure for cases like you two...."
Fangirls 1 and 2 (in unison): "OMG LYK WHATTTT?! WHATU SAYIN B****?!?!!?!?!!?!!1!111!!111!"
Troll: "...Wanna listen to...say..."*links to decent songs*