Diagnoses: Bieber fever
Symptoms: obsessive thoughts of Justin Bieber, stroke, heart attack, and seizure possibilities if meeting him, crying hysterically, screaming at a shrieking tone, fainting, and falling in love. Falling in love is most likely permanent and irreversible.
If you have heart conditions or medical issues, you should consult with your doctor before watching him on TV, looking at a picture of him, or meeting him in person. It is most common in young girls.
So far this fever is incurable.
20,000 girls show up to Justin Bieber's concert screaming at the top of their lungs and FREAKING OUT. They've got Bieber Fever.
Recipe for Bieber Fever
1. Get a 10 of teenage boys to cum onto a kitten
2. Have someone's mother fart on it
3. You then shave the kitten's back
4. Have each of the teenagers shove trimmings into their anus for a week
5. Remove the trimmings and place into a bowl
6. A random person is picked (by rolling a dice or picking sticks), who then has to cut off his foreskin and then eat everything
Someone: How come you were at the hospital last week?
You: Came down with Bieber Fever.
a disease that is caused by listening and progressively becoming obsessed to Justin Bieber and his music. 1 in 4 children worldwide die from this every 15 seconds. if you or anyone you know start getting symptoms (starting to think justin's music is good and think the lyrics are smart) contact the nearest doctor immedeatly.
Person 1: OMG I LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER!
Person 2: OMG WE HAVE TO GET YOU TO A HOSPITAL RIGHT NOW! YOU HAVE BIEBER FEVER!
A medical condition AKA Downs Syndrome
guy1 . Hey look at that loser ... must have Bieber Fever
A pandemic sickness that infects the weak and unprepared who are easily satisfied by seven-year-olds singing. The probability of infection depends on the carrier and the exposure victims. It feeds on people's minds and souls, and its path of destruction is powered by attention, whether it be good or bad.
Symptoms include sudden interest in a certain brownish-haired seven-year-old looking boy and other people often commenting on how stupid you are. You may also want to check for posters in your room featuring the aforementioned child. It is best if you do not contract this disease, or else you will not have the sanity to treat it, and no one else can help you. If you have a friend who is infected by this, we're sorry.
Methods of prevention of Bieber Fever can include listening to real music, instead of a small child attempting to sing. To prevent this disease from spreading too far, mentioning of the child known as Justin Bieber
should be kept to a minimum so as to keep people from giving him attention.
Person A: Omgomg, I have Bieber Fever, omg, Justin is soooo hot!
Person B: Omg me too! What about you, C?
Person C: ......NO.
A deadly disease that has ruined the world and caused many teenage girls to enjoy the horrible singing of Justin Bieber
and his wanna be skater look. Those that suffer from this disease must be removed from the gene pool so that the rest of the world does not become infected.
Why do teenage girls have Bieber Fever? They are in love with a gay teen that hates the United States and will never hit puberty.
A particularly virulent strain of super AIDS discovered in the late 2000s. Etiologically speaking, it is thought to be transmitted by the vacuous, semen receptacle and proud walking advertisement for abortion that is Canada's own trainwreck, Justin Bieber. Symptoms include:
- In men, the loss of external genitalia, and displays of extreme faggotry are the first signs of the onset of this disease. This is accompanied by trying to dress like the tool (saggy pants that make it look like you just shit yourself anyone?), and using words like "Swag" like a retarded sheep.
- Hemorrhaging of the ears
- Explosive diarrhea
- Projectile vomiting
- Crysturbating in a dark room to Justin Bieber posters and blowup dolls that you shamelessly hide from your parents
- Atrophy of higher cortical structures in the brain. Global signs of dementia and profound mental regression are extremely common in later stages. Critical-thinking faculties are the first thing to go, followed by grammatical processing, spelling, and response inhibition. The loss of response inhibition manifests as Tourette's-like outbursts against anyone who has enough brains to dislike the turd, usually to this other person's amusement. Eventually, the patient's cognitive faculties are all but lost, rendering them zombies.
Other symptoms include everyone who hasn't caught it finding you insufferably obnoxious and wanting nothing to do with you anymore.
There is no known cure for Bieber Fever that results in the patient surviving. The only known way to cure Bieber Fever completely is with a bullet to the head.
A very deadly virus that have been diagnosed recently, it is claimed that when a person is infected with the virus (especially a teenage girl, excluding a full grown mature woman), their intelligence and thinking capability will immediately be dropped to 50 IQ or below. Some even rated to be 10 or below.
Infected 1: OMG, HIS SOO CUTE!!!
Infected 2: I KNOW, WOW!!!
Infected 1: <REPEAT>
Infected 2: <REPEAT>
An example of Bieber Fever, the infected is unable to think properly, except their love towards Justin, and is now mentally retarded.