A "bieber" is a dick that is so small that the foreskin is actually longer than the penis - meaning it looks like an inside out condom stuck on your girlfriend's clit. In order to bang a guy with a "bieber", a chick would have to stick the end of a straw down her snatch and stick the other end under the dude's foreskin into his dickhole, while he masturbates himself up the ass with a dildo until he gets off (seeing as he has no shaft). Circumsized males with beebers end up looking like they have a 3 year old girl's vagina. This deformity was named after Justine Bieber, a noted transexual pop singer who became infamous after she leaked a sex tape of Usher playing with her "bieber".
Melissa agreed to have sex with Roger after the junior prom until he dropped his pants and she saw he had a bieber. After she told all his friends, Roger went home and slit his wrists until he bleed to death.
by SlickSammy88 April 22, 2011
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Top Definition
A very small penis, around 3 inches or less in length and circumference, like Justin Biebers penis.
Girl: "I was gonna give my new boyfriend a blowjob last night, but pulled down his pants and saw that he had a Bieber. I laughed and broke up with him immediately."
by bieberhasnoballs May 23, 2010
A unit of measurement used to gauge the level of discomfort caused by hemorroids. Each unit is roughly equivalent to the pain and discomfort of watching a Justin Bieber video.
I'd give it a 4 on the Bieber scale.
by Darwin Bonaparte June 01, 2010
-verb
1. To sexually objectify a minor, mostly used in pedophiliac circles.

Also; To beiber
That kid is a total bieber, i hope i can persuade him to jump in my windowless van.
by CaptAjel February 15, 2011
Blatant homosexual
Normal guy 1 : Hey look at that toolbag wearing pink.
Normal guy 2: Wow what a fucking bieber.
by noyfbf February 10, 2011
adj; a word to describe something that is utterly stupid and wack -.-
guy: "hey watcha doin'?"

dude: "im reading Twilite"
guy: "DUDE!!!!! that is so BIEBER!!!"
by Ryu1er February 09, 2011
A person that made everybody make a definition of Justin Bieber being gay or having a small penis (which is all true)
1) Bieber is a homo

2) A small dick

3) Haven't hit puberty yet/or never will in his life

4) Has lots of definitions of being gay/having a small dick/not hitting puberty yet
by Oshkoshbigosh February 07, 2011
Acting like a girl
Opposite of Man
Oh, Your such a Bieber
by loveyoujbiebs1158 January 29, 2011

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