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A "bieber" is a dick that is so small that the foreskin is actually longer than the penis - meaning it looks like an inside out condom stuck on your girlfriend's clit. In order to bang a guy with a "bieber", a chick would have to stick the end of a straw down her snatch and stick the other end under the dude's foreskin into his dickhole, while he masturbates himself up the ass with a dildo until he gets off (seeing as he has no shaft). Circumsized males with beebers end up looking like they have a 3 year old girl's vagina. This deformity was named after Justine Bieber, a noted transexual pop singer who became infamous after she leaked a sex tape of Usher playing with her "bieber".
Melissa agreed to have sex with Roger after the junior prom until he dropped his pants and she saw he had a bieber. After she told all his friends, Roger went home and slit his wrists until he bleed to death.
by SlickSammy88 April 22, 2011
 
1.
A very small penis, around 3 inches or less in length and circumference, like Justin Biebers penis.
Girl: "I was gonna give my new boyfriend a blowjob last night, but pulled down his pants and saw that he had a Bieber. I laughed and broke up with him immediately."
by bieberhasnoballs May 23, 2010
 
2.
A unit of measurement used to gauge the level of discomfort caused by hemorroids. Each unit is roughly equivalent to the pain and discomfort of watching a Justin Bieber video.
I'd give it a 4 on the Bieber scale.
by Darwin Bonaparte June 01, 2010
 
3.
a synonym to the word gay.
I just sucked a dick, I am a total bieber
by klik_N64 August 27, 2010
 
4.
Like a weiner only smaller.

A very small penis.

Named in honour of popular singer Justin Bieber, a small weiner believed by many to have an extremely small penis.
Q: I heard Justin Bieber's weiner is just a bieber. Can that be true?

A: Yes indeed: modern science has shown it to be negligibly small.
by Pipe Downn November 12, 2010
 
5.
1. The physical embodiment of all that is gay, fake and weak.

2. A male that will never reach puberty, not even with testosterone therapy. Thus having underdeveloped balls indefinitely.

3. A fag who should of just stuck to being a quire boy.
1. I can't believe you went and got fudge-packed, You are such a Bieber!

2. That kid turned 22 and still didn't hit puberty. It's classic Bieber syndrome.
by TheKegBringer October 17, 2010
 
6.
1. Another name for Satan
2. A slang for a gay guy
3. The reason why i hate pop today
1. I heard that Sally is a belieber
2. YOU ARE SUCH A BIEBER , FUCK MAN.
3. I hate bieber.
by Some guy that eats tacos January 01, 2011
 
7.
Blatant homosexual
Normal guy 1 : Hey look at that toolbag wearing pink.
Normal guy 2: Wow what a fucking bieber.
by noyfbf February 10, 2011