A "bieber" is a dick that is so small that the foreskin is actually longer than the penis - meaning it looks like an inside out condom stuck on your girlfriend's clit. In order to bang a guy with a "bieber", a chick would have to stick the end of a straw down her snatch and stick the other end under the dude's foreskin into his dickhole, while he masturbates himself up the ass with a dildo until he gets off (seeing as he has no shaft). Circumsized males with beebers end up looking like they have a 3 year old girl's vagina. This deformity was named after Justine Bieber, a noted transexual pop singer who became infamous after she leaked a sex tape of Usher playing with her "bieber".
Melissa agreed to have sex with Roger after the junior prom until he dropped his pants and she saw he had a bieber. After she told all his friends, Roger went home and slit his wrists until he bleed to death.
by SlickSammy88 April 22, 2011
A very small penis, around 3 inches or less in length and circumference, like Justin Biebers penis.
Girl: "I was gonna give my new boyfriend a blowjob last night, but pulled down his pants and saw that he had a Bieber. I laughed and broke up with him immediately."
by bieberhasnoballs May 23, 2010
A unit of measurement used to gauge the level of discomfort caused by hemorroids. Each unit is roughly equivalent to the pain and discomfort of watching a Justin Bieber video.
I'd give it a 4 on the Bieber scale.
by Darwin Bonaparte June 01, 2010
Like a weiner only smaller.

A very small penis.

Named in honour of popular singer Justin Bieber, a small weiner believed by many to have an extremely small penis.
Q: I heard Justin Bieber's weiner is just a bieber. Can that be true?

A: Yes indeed: modern science has shown it to be negligibly small.
by Pipe Downn November 12, 2010
a synonym to the word gay.
I just sucked a dick, I am a total bieber
by klik_N64 August 27, 2010
A unit of measurement describing the size of a penis.
1 Bieber = 0.6 inches
by SUPA FUG DUP May 24, 2014
A word used in newspaper and magazine headlines indicating that readers do not need to read any further and should skip to the next article. Similar to 'Gaga', 'Ulrika', 'X-Factor', '...got talent', 'Cowell' etc."
It only took me 6 minutes to read my newspaper today - it was just one Bieber after another.
by Dr Foap January 24, 2014
The act or instance of defecating.
"You don't want to go in there, I just took a huge Bieber."
by Mr. Biggles, IV November 28, 2013

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