To faux stab, faux shank, or injury someone only for their discomfort but your and everyone else's amusement whilst singing a Justin Bieber lyric.
*Sneak up on someone with a pen in your hand, as you jab their side you say* "BIEBER!"

or

Singing a Justin Bieber song, you faux-stab on "oooh!" as such..."It's like baby baby baby OOOH!"
by fastening August 13, 2010
A very small penis, around 3 inches or less in length and circumference, like Justin Biebers penis.
Girl: "I was gonna give my new boyfriend a blowjob last night, but pulled down his pants and saw that he had a Bieber. I laughed and broke up with him immediately."
by bieberhasnoballs May 23, 2010
A unit of measurement used to gauge the level of discomfort caused by hemorroids. Each unit is roughly equivalent to the pain and discomfort of watching a Justin Bieber video.
I'd give it a 4 on the Bieber scale.
by Darwin Bonaparte June 01, 2010
Like a weiner only smaller.

A very small penis.

Named in honour of popular singer Justin Bieber, a small weiner believed by many to have an extremely small penis.
Q: I heard Justin Bieber's weiner is just a bieber. Can that be true?

A: Yes indeed: modern science has shown it to be negligibly small.
by Pipe Downn November 12, 2010
a synonym to the word gay.
I just sucked a dick, I am a total bieber
by klik_N64 August 27, 2010
1. The physical embodiment of all that is gay, fake and weak.

2. A male that will never reach puberty, not even with testosterone therapy. Thus having underdeveloped balls indefinitely.

3. A fag who should of just stuck to being a quire boy.
1. I can't believe you went and got fudge-packed, You are such a Bieber!

2. That kid turned 22 and still didn't hit puberty. It's classic Bieber syndrome.
by TheKegBringer October 17, 2010
A last name you give to a person who appears to be or acts fruity by nature.
Just add the last name of "Bieber" to anyones name who is your target for flaming and trolling. Here's an example:

Homophobe: Hey fag whats your name?

gay looking guy: My name is Brandon. Why?

Homophobe: You're a fag and your name is Brandon Bieber from now on.
by Saddamn Bieber August 21, 2010
Noun:
Something small and insignificant that annoys you greatly.
Verb:
To annoy someone with something small and insignificant.
"That Justin Biebler kid really biebers me."
by Drunk Ex-Pastors November 17, 2014

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