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A unit of measurement used to gauge the level of discomfort caused by hemorroids. Each unit is roughly equivalent to the pain and discomfort of watching a Justin Bieber video. I'd give it a 4 on the Bieber scale.
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A very small penis, around 3 inches or less in length and circumference, like Justin Biebers penis. Girl: "I was gonna give my new boyfriend a blowjob last night, but pulled down his pants and saw that he had a Bieber. I laughed and broke up with him immediately."
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a synonym to the word gay. I just sucked a dick, I am a total bieber
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Like a weiner only smaller. A very small penis. Named in honour of popular singer Justin Bieber, a small weiner believed by many to have an extremely small penis. Q: I heard Justin Bieber's weiner is just a bieber. Can that be true?
A: Yes indeed: modern science has shown it to be negligibly small. |
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1. To sexually objectify a minor, mostly used in pedophiliac circles. Also; To beiber That kid is a total bieber, i hope i can persuade him to jump in my windowless van.
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1. The physical embodiment of all that is gay, fake and weak. 2. A male that will never reach puberty, not even with testosterone therapy. Thus having underdeveloped balls indefinitely. 3. A fag who should of just stuck to being a quire boy. 1. I can't believe you went and got fudge-packed, You are such a Bieber!
2. That kid turned 22 and still didn't hit puberty. It's classic Bieber syndrome. |
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A "bieber" is a dick that is so small that the foreskin is actually longer than the penis - meaning it looks like an inside out condom stuck on your girlfriend's clit. In order to bang a guy with a "bieber", a chick would have to stick the end of a straw down her snatch and stick the other end under the dude's foreskin into his dickhole, while he masturbates himself up the ass with a dildo until he gets off (seeing as he has no shaft). Circumsized males with beebers end up looking like they have a 3 year old girl's vagina. This deformity was named after Justine Bieber, a noted transexual pop singer who became infamous after she leaked a sex tape of Usher playing with her "bieber". Melissa agreed to have sex with Roger after the junior prom until he dropped his pants and she saw he had a bieber. After she told all his friends, Roger went home and slit his wrists until he bleed to death.
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