A unit of measurement used to gauge the level of discomfort caused by hemorroids. Each unit is roughly equivalent to the pain and discomfort of watching a Justin Bieber video.
I'd give it a 4 on the Bieber scale.
by Darwin Bonaparte June 01, 2010
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A very small penis, around 3 inches or less in length and circumference, like Justin Biebers penis.
Girl: "I was gonna give my new boyfriend a blowjob last night, but pulled down his pants and saw that he had a Bieber. I laughed and broke up with him immediately."
by bieberhasnoballs May 23, 2010
A word used in newspaper and magazine headlines indicating that readers do not need to read any further and should skip to the next article. Similar to 'Gaga', 'Ulrika', 'X-Factor', '...got talent', 'Cowell' etc."
It only took me 6 minutes to read my newspaper today - it was just one Bieber after another.
by Dr Foap January 24, 2014
Common name given to a grown man who texts, emails and talks in a manner much more suited to 12 year old girls. Often attempts to cover this persona by claiming fictional relations with maternal entities of known associates.
"What's the moron's name that always ends his emails with those dumb smiley faces?"

"Oh, you mean Bieber?"
"Yeah that's him, he just sent another reference about my mom, then signed it with a smiley face. That sure was funny when I was not quite yet a teenager."
by Vice Cap'n Berry August 19, 2013
The worst insult in the history of worst insults!
Guy 1: I just broke up with my girlfriend...

Guy 2: Dude... you're such a Bieber...

Guy 1: Dude... we're done... that was mean, man...
by Meisamazingbejealous October 11, 2011
A "bieber" is a dick that is so small that the foreskin is actually longer than the penis - meaning it looks like an inside out condom stuck on your girlfriend's clit. In order to bang a guy with a "bieber", a chick would have to stick the end of a straw down her snatch and stick the other end under the dude's foreskin into his dickhole, while he masturbates himself up the ass with a dildo until he gets off (seeing as he has no shaft). Circumsized males with beebers end up looking like they have a 3 year old girl's vagina. This deformity was named after Justine Bieber, a noted transexual pop singer who became infamous after she leaked a sex tape of Usher playing with her "bieber".
Melissa agreed to have sex with Roger after the junior prom until he dropped his pants and she saw he had a bieber. After she told all his friends, Roger went home and slit his wrists until he bleed to death.
by SlickSammy88 April 22, 2011
A boy of zero talents.
Alex: That boy can't do squat.
Alexis: Yeah, he must be Bieber.
by Sophis March 05, 2011

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