A common phrase in Americockney. A statement of fact.
Derived from the ubiquitous and incessant presence of Justin Bieber, a constant annoyance in modern American culture. Provides a vent for buildup of hatred, in addition to being a delightful self-referential meta-pun.
To cushion the blow: "You are such a dick. Biebs."
Basically it can go anywhere you'd say, "I'm just sayin'"
(This is similar to cockney rhyming slang where
trouble = barney rubble = barney)
100 Biebs is equal to Justin Bieber's "Baby", and 0 biebs is equal to your average Beatle's song. Of course, there are negative Biebs (for good bands), and the scale goes past 100 for songs worse than Baby.
When the average person hears a song with more than 10 Biebs, the Bieb receptor begins to reject it. A song with more than 100 Biebs (like Nickelback) will completely overwhelm the Bieb receptor.
Teenage girls and Canadians like their music with many biebs because their Bieb receptors haven't developed yet.
That new band has -320 Biebs! Someone should get them signed, and not some One Direction garbage! My Bieb receptors hurt!
Bieb receptors, believe it or not, are also functional in deaf people! They are a separate part of the body from your ears. We (who can hear) just link them with the sound of music. Play a JB song around a deaf person and he/she will feel pain and not know what caused it.
The act of squeezing the testicles while singing or speaking, causing a dramatic high in vocalization.
A Bieber is someone who has mastered the art of biebing oneself, at the price of losing the functionality of their own testicles, and forever becoming a screeching manboy.
Tween Girl 1: Justin Bieber is the world`s greatest Bieber.
Tween Girl 2: With a name like Bieber, his biebing secret must have be passed down through many generations!