Baptist: Bible Bangers and Cock-a-Leekie Soup. But I just woke up, and I'll have to be at me Bible for a few minutes first. Bible before Bible Bangers, I always say.
Scottish Atheist: Aye, yer a foookin Bible Banger.
Baptist: Not so! Those ones in yon fryin' pan next to the pot o' Cock-a-Leekie soup is Bible Bangers. Shall I cook one up for ye, Friend Atheist?
These individuals can often be found reciting Bible verses. They will try to baptise, chastise, and flood any unsuspecting persons with God's glorious word.
They live lives emersed in the Bible and preaching its teachings and think everyone else should too.
Lastly, if you see/meet anyone fitting these characteristics, run. Run as far and as fast as you can.
Look! Those bible bangers are speaking in tongues!
"Hey, have you prayed too Jesus lately?"
"Uhm, last night."
"Well you should every 20 minuets, Jesus is our lord and savior."
"Uhh...are you okay?"
"As long as Jesus protects me."
1) Students majoring in biblical studies
2) People who decide that conforming to thier own personal faith should be pushed upon everyone in the world.
Tom: Ed, you and your peeps want to go out drinking?
Ed: Can't man, we are all bible bangers and we have too much homework, plus the bible says we can't drink.
Tom: What's up?
Ed: Nothing, I am just reading up on the new testimate, hey, you should read too. If you don't, you'll go to hell
Tom: You're such a bible banger!