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1.
1. The office employee who everyone pretends to like.

2. A self-proclaimed sports guru who has never won, or even come close to, winning a sports related wager or pool.

3. Master in the art of looking busy.
"I don't believe the boss hired another Bianchin... this company is doomed.
by brador April 01, 2005