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99. Bi-winning
To reach a level of mania that allows you transcend the terrestrial realm.

To have one speed. One gear. Go.

Only one human has ever been known to sucessfully do this; Charlie Sheen, The Tiger Blooded Adonis.

Among the powers that come with the state of being bi-winning are; the ability to have multiple female sex slaves live in your bed, the capacity to express phrases that no mortal could ever have come up with on their own and to do so with absolutely no preperation, and the capacity to do copious amounts of mind altering substances without any long term addiction simply because they are a paltry substitute to the drug that is oneself.

To try to mimick the state of bi-winning without tiger blood pumping through your system will lead to death and face melting.
Charlie Sheen: I'm Bi-winning. I win here and win there. No what?
1. Bi-Winning
Bi-Winning, is a term coined in March 2011 by actor Charlie Sheen. Meaning winning on the ultimate level, the term was used by Sheen as a counter description to his erratic behaviour when a journalist inquired about his mental health. The journalist asked Mr. Sheen if he was "bi-polar" based on his apparent manic episodes. Sheen replied that he was not bi-polar but was in fact "bi-winning" adding "I win here, I win there".
I'm not bi-polar, I'm bi-winning!
2. bi-winning
the act of winning both here and there
not to be confused with bi-polar which has low points
Charlie Sheen: I'm bi-winning,
I'm winning here and I'm winning there.
3. Bi-Winning
A term coined by famous actor Charlie Sheen. The opposite of bi-polar. Someone who believes that "can't is the cancer of happen" would be described as bi-winning. A bi-winning person is someone with the blood of a tiger and who "bangs seven-gram rocks and finishes 'em, 'cause that's how they roll"
Interviewer: Some are saying that you're bipolar.
Sheen: Wow, what does that mean?
Interviewer: I guess that, you know, you're on two ends of the spectrum.
Sheen: Wow. And then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there.
4. Bi-Winning
A term coined by Charlie Sheen referring to a state where one has adonis DNA and tiger blood coursing through one's veins.

The state of bi-winning is often achieved after taking more drugs than anyone could survive and then quitting said drugs solely through one's will power.

To be in such a state, one's brain may transcends this terrestrial realm to the extent that borrowing it would warrant the response "Dude! Can’t handle it, unplug this bastard!" One must agree that drug tests don't lie and scoreboard doesn't lie to truly be bi-winning.

Also, to reinforce one's bi-winning-ness, one must constantly say "Winning" whenever such a comment is warranted.
“Wow what does that mean? Wow and then what? What’s the cure? Medicine? make me like them? Not gonna happen. I’m bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what?”
5. Bi-winning
1.) To succeed in multiple aspects of life simultaneously

2.) To win at something in more ways than one

Generally used to sum up multiple accomplishments in one phrase, it was coined by Charlie Sheen in one of many "exclusive" interviews.
“I’m not bi-polar, I’m bi-winning. I win here and I win there.” -Charlie Sheen
6. Bi-winning
Winning on the ultimate level, circa 2011.
I’m not bi-polar, I’m bi-winning. I win here and I win there.
- Charlie Sheen
7. bi-winning
1. (adjective) The opposite of bi-polar.
2. (verb) To win here, and win there.
3. (noun) A level of awesome right above winning.
Interviewer: Some people are saying you're bipolar.
Charlie Sheen: Wow, what does that mean?
Interviewer: I guess that you're on two ends of the spectrum.
Charlie Sheen: Wow, and then what, what's the cure, medicine, to make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there, now what?

I have a full tank of gas, a box of of waffle fries, and a date for Friday night. I'm bi-winning.
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