look up any word, like thot:
 
8.
A female ho or slut likes it hard and long.
"Moist, easy, and ready to spread."
With the coin I'm spending, she better be all betty crocker tonight.
by D Ska August 24, 2008
 
9.
methamphetamine cook - generally a homeless, white male who saw someone make meth once or got a "recipe" for it while in county jail. A betty crocker has an inflated sense of importance and will try to represent possessing a special knowledge of chemicals and reactions even though they flunked 9th grade science. Betty Crocker's "kitchen" items (a hot plate, some rubber tubing, a couple of beer bottles and maybe a Pyrex dish stolen from the last place he stayed) usually fits in his/her backpack or the trunk of their most affluent customer's car. A Betty Crocker generally produces small quantities of a wet, off-white, granular substance that smells like Coleman Fuel or nail polish remover. Of course, he has to have someone else steal all the ingredients for his recipe, and can only "cook" between 2 and 6 in the morning. By the time "Betty" "kicks down" some "product" to all the people who have contributed rides, materials or a place to cook, he generally has less than a gram of dope left. Betty generally has the actual residents where he is cooking go purchase some real meth for him from the nearest authorized cartel frachise. This is necessary to keep him awake long enough to make another batch to get the gas/probation/court/etc money he needs to be able to leave. The Betty Crocker generally only cooks between 2 and 6 AM or when your landlord is due. Betty is generally a prick who believes he can do anything and should be treated like tweaker royalty.
A betty crocker used my bathroom to cook a batch, so I had to wash the walls down with baking soda. Fuckin' betty crockers!
by kindeltopian March 09, 2006
 
10.
when a girl puts cake mix in her ass hole then farts in her spouses face, covering him in cake mix then the girl licks it all off.
me and my wife betty crockered last night!
by joeel eevan January 28, 2009
 
11.
Something/someplace lacking real skill, ability or knowledge. Rookie-ish, Green, noob, amatuerish.
-This place is Betty Crocker.. Couldnt even get my drinks right!

-That team was Betty Crocker... couldnt even pass the ball!

-Its not Iron Chef.. Its Betty Crocker!
by MG1 June 21, 2006
 
12.
whilst f*cking a girl doggy-style, balance a plate with a cake on her back and eat it.
I was craving a slice of that birthday cake so we betty crocker fucked.
by The Iceman November 15, 2004