Top Definition
A chick who is ALWAYS ready to SPREAD for your FROSTING!
"Ready when you are,
And even you're not,
that's Betty Crocker ready to spread {for} frosting".

A 1970's TV jingle for
Betty Crocker Ready-To-Spread Frosting.
The word {for} was added.
by Jack Bozdog June 24, 2006
A woman who really likes baked goods and is slowly taking over the world using them.
She created crockercorps
See also batterwitch for further detail
EB: the gushers were made by Betty Crocker!!
TG: wow
EB: i know... is nothing sacred?
by Dirk's autoresponder February 08, 2012
When a male is performing anal sex with a woman and the woman is making him a sammich.
I was hungry and horny, so we did the Betty Crocker
by Patreazy March 30, 2007
To make prepackaged baked goods.

Use of this term is meant to replace the word "bake". It acknowledges the absence of baking skills so no one confuses literacy with talent.

Can be used with products of other names.
I Betty Crockered some muffins last night.

I'm going to Betty Crocker a cake tonight, want a piece?
by Seriously this is ridiculous February 03, 2009
When One Is Caking to the extreme level they are now pronounced Betty Crocker no matter the gender
" Dam Where Is Mike at bro I havent seen him in a minute"

" He always be caked up with his girl 24/7 bro like its even not funny yo"

"Damm Im Call that man Betty Crocker from now on!"
by BASEGOD1 November 08, 2011
When a girl is wearing waayyyy too much make-up, shit looks caked on.
"Yo that girl is straight Betty Crocker man, looks like she been using deluxe cake mix all over her face"
by Brothason May 17, 2010
A female ho or slut likes it hard and long.
"Moist, easy, and ready to spread."
With the coin I'm spending, she better be all betty crocker tonight.
by D Ska August 24, 2008
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