This is a guy who has gender identity problems, makes up people that apparently are a part of his "life," and has race issues. He tries to pretend he is a male who happens to be metrosexual, but is gay in secret. He most likely shoves random sex toys up his ass hole without any lube; he likes that manly feeling like that! He bitches about all the racism in the world (especially the little world around him) yet he himself is a racist. He often will create fake profiles on the internet to make it seem like he has new "friends" or a new "girlfriend." He is unable to come up with his own insults, so if you get into a verbal battle, it will probably go similarly to an intellectual battle with a dead Down's child that has hit rigor mortis. He often thinks of himself highly, but in reality, he is lower than that. He is a loser who doesn't have a job, lives at home with his parents and bitches more than a woman with a tampon shoved too far in her pussy that hasn't gotten laid in 20 years. No one should ever date a Beto unless they truly hate themselves.
Female 1: I wish I could find a real man to settle down with....

Female 2: Well, then don't go for a Beto!

Female: Urg!

Male: Sweetie, what's wrong?

Female: I need a date for this convention, but i don't want anybody who is crazy.

Male: I was going to say you could ask Beto, but since you said nobody crazy...that's out.
by Lori_Meyers April 26, 2009
Top Definition
1. An extremely large Memeber.
2. Annoyance at its best.
3. Craziness defined.
4. Lucky Bastard.
5. If ur a beto u got the stuff in ur pants!!!
My brother is such a beto!!!

by Hos-A January 24, 2007
The second..BEST motherfucking guy ever!
Mark: Dude Garrik is almost a Beto.
Joe: Yeah but hes no J.J
Mr.Kaiser: No one can a J.J he owns
by BUSTER December 02, 2004
Sexy guy who is so perfect everyone wants to be around. Usually has a beautiful girlfriend. He is very athletic.
Talented. Beto.
by Adgjl October 06, 2013
usually a hispanic male or hispanic dyke who thinks they can get any girl they want. usually a high school drop out and bald.
beto: i love you
girl: i dont even know you
by alexis hanes June 16, 2011
Sum Guy who's 'rofl'ing and 'jeez'ing around in my IRC Client.
"Lo Betos" "jeez, lo"
by amras August 15, 2005
A man who shops for the many STYLISH clothes at Banana Republic.
Also know as a Queer.
Beto jaywalked into the brightly lit Banana Republic store.
by OMJNinjaCornFTW March 30, 2011
A shitty little hell hole Mexican restaurant chain that serves what seems to be horse meat, cat meat, rats, and carne esada platters. The tacos are unfit for a starving Ethiopian, whereas the burritos are the cause for all of the world's sin. Eating here will cause you to either piss fire out of your ass or blow the back out of your toilet.

If you are brave enough, or stupid enough to eat here, make sure you can count in Spanish… as your order number will be read to you in this foreign tongue. With the mariachi style music, the order numbers being called out in Spanish, the lawn mowing and landscaping Mexicans in line with you, the filthy bathrooms, the messy tables, the flies buzzing around the salsa bar, and the stench of human and animal waste… one really gets the sense that he/she is in a different country, or in Miami.

Stay away from the refried beans and the fish tacos, they will keep you from shitting solid for at least 4 to 5 days after ingesting them.
Brandon - "Hey man, you wanna go to Beto's for lunch?"

Jonathan - "Are you kidding me? I'd rather not have a volcano for an ass for the next 4 days!"
by KLINESKI96 May 05, 2005
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