A congregation place for some of the United States' worst snobs (and their many offspring).
Common signs you hail from Bethesda:
you have more money than taste,
a grossly inflated sense of self-worth,
the idea that the universe revolves around you,
a beach house in Bethany,
an "au pair"/nanny,
membership to a country club or expensive gym,
6 out of 7 nights a week you eat out at a sit-down restaurant,
one or more designer items on at a time,
a tan year-round,
no sense of direction,
possession of a large car you can in no way operate on your own,
a trophy wife/sugar daddy,
3+ children (or siblings).
I can't wait to move out of Bethesda. I'm beginning to hate people.
Widely known for it's many restaurants and its relaxing, friendly environment.
my 360 is broken and im really bored. i sent it in to repairs about a week ago because it had the red ring of death. how long does it take for them to send me a repaired/refurbished xbox? my parents left today and are out of town and i have nothing to do. for example, today (a 2-hour delay), i had nothing to do when i got home. i was so bored that i watched dr. phil. then i called my friend and i was willing to PAY him to let me borrow his 360. also, the nuggets lost. what a terrible day
bethesda, in reality, is REALLY boring. NOBODY goes out and eats besides studs. all their is to do is play games and study. school is also really boring in this city and very competitive so you shouldn't move here if you're looking for a good education. additionally, bethesda is so large in size that you can't drive or walk out of it. basically you're stuck. wow this place sucks. hopefully i get my 360 soon tho .
Kid 2: Let's just play NBA 2k8.
Kid 1: My 360 broke.
Kid 2: My god bethesda sucks...
James: Let's do something tonight dude.
Henry: I can't, I've been stuck in traffic for the past hour and it doesn't look like it's dying down.
James: Wow...bethesda SUCKS.
Emily: im so drunk
Emily: i g2g study l8r
Joe: bethesda CANT get any worse.
2. a kick-ass games development company.