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15. Bethesda
(n.) The Bermuda Triangle of yuppie-dom, located in Maryland, off the border of Washington, DC and close to Northern, VA.

A congregation place for some of the United States' worst snobs (and their many offspring).

Common signs you hail from Bethesda:

you have more money than taste,

a grossly inflated sense of self-worth,

the idea that the universe revolves around you,

polo shirts,

a beach house in Bethany,

an "au pair"/nanny,
membership to a country club or expensive gym,

6 out of 7 nights a week you eat out at a sit-down restaurant,

one or more designer items on at a time,
a tan year-round,

no sense of direction,

possession of a large car you can in no way operate on your own,
a trophy wife/sugar daddy,

3+ children (or siblings).
That woman in the pink and green Lilly Pulizter dress... the one walking the labradoodle? She just opened her Mercedes SUV car door into the BMW next to her and walked away. She must be in a hurry to meet her trophy-wife friends for lunch and shopping. I bet she's from Bethesda.

or

I can't wait to move out of Bethesda. I'm beginning to hate people.
16. bethesda
A city in Maryland, in the county of Montgomery.

Widely known for it's many restaurants and its relaxing, friendly environment.

my 360 is broken and im really bored. i sent it in to repairs about a week ago because it had the red ring of death. how long does it take for them to send me a repaired/refurbished xbox? my parents left today and are out of town and i have nothing to do. for example, today (a 2-hour delay), i had nothing to do when i got home. i was so bored that i watched dr. phil. then i called my friend and i was willing to PAY him to let me borrow his 360. also, the nuggets lost. what a terrible day

bethesda, in reality, is REALLY boring. NOBODY goes out and eats besides studs. all their is to do is play games and study. school is also really boring in this city and very competitive so you shouldn't move here if you're looking for a good education. additionally, bethesda is so large in size that you can't drive or walk out of it. basically you're stuck. wow this place sucks. hopefully i get my 360 soon tho .
Kid 1: Wow there's seriously NOTHING to do here.
Kid 2: Let's just play NBA 2k8.
Kid 1: My 360 broke.
Kid 2: My god bethesda sucks...

James: Let's do something tonight dude.
Henry: I can't, I've been stuck in traffic for the past hour and it doesn't look like it's dying down.
James: Wow...bethesda SUCKS.

Emily: im so drunk
Joe: same
Emily: i g2g study l8r
Joe: bethesda CANT get any worse.
17. Bethesda
One of the best game developers in the world. Creators of the Elder Scrolls series.
Bethesda created Morrowind, the best game in the world.
18. bethesda
1. a town in Wales

2. a kick-ass games development company.
Bethesda kick ass! Damn straight.
19. Bethesda
HOME OF EDGEMOOR COUNTRY CLUB....we may not have a golf course but EFLers sure know how to have fun!!! E.F.L!!!!!
Edgemoor For Life you all know who you are
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