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A young woman who wears ugg boots, uses fake tanner, generally wears too much makeup and uses the word "Whet" frequently in conversation. Can be seen in the highest frequency at most of today's large city college campuses.
Person A: Oh my god, did you see that betch? Ooompa Loompa Ooompadity doo
Person B: I've got another Puzzle for you!

Person A: I tried to get on the green line in Boston but...
Person B: But what? Too many betches??????
Person A: ....yes
by Kevin Schoonmaker February 12, 2008
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one's way to say "beach" usually said by elderly
Kids: what do u guys want to do today?

Grandpa: Lets go to the Betch!
by pume June 30, 2009
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The way a stupid ass airheaded whore says 'Bitch.' This girl usually says other intelligent things like 'Oh my Gawd!! Shut up!' and 'Who's jizz is on my face?' Additionally, this brain dead cum gargler usually wears tons of make-up, fake color contacts, a spray tan, hair extensions and has a tramp stamp. Generally it takes a minimum of 5 years out of high school for this girl to become an obese moron with several children and a dodge neon with a Roxy sticker on the back window and a Hawaiian Lei necklace hanging from the rear view mirror.
by TheEducatorOfYourSoul June 05, 2011
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How a fucking retarded emo says bitch.
"Dude. That guy is such a betch."
"What the fuck is your problem betch?!"
by Zakk moore January 02, 2008
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term used typically by Kelly for stupid whores who like shoes and other people's tops too much
hey stop that and gimme your shirt, betch
by aznblonde3636 November 03, 2007
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a bagel egg tomato cheese and ham sandwich
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adj.
Doing something that is gay, unnecessary, and/or rude for no reason. An action that is simply seen as "uncool".
*Coined by the Russian Jews*
"That was so betch for Alex to tell Andy's parents about his drunken rages."
"Dude, that was so betch"
by The Double E January 01, 2007
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