Betabet: (Alphabet 2.0; "Did you hear John? The Alphabet went Beta!")

Acronym examples: "lol"; "rofl"; "lmao"; "lul"; "gtfo";"stfu"; "haha"; "wtf"; "omg"

Emoticon examples: "=)"; "=("; ":p"; "~{:^)]"; "(>'')>"; "=O"; "( . Y . )"

Lingo examples: "srs bzns"; "zomg"; "h4x0r"; "leet"; "1337"