Based on the legend that is Beta Apollo. Face book him... He has his own special way of getting ladies, and so, if you're feeling lonely and down, try out Beta-ing and it's just so much more effective. Normally involves drunk, or even sedated girls, or sometimes even just ones with really low self-esteem.
-"U look very medium-slutty and fit friend! Wud u lyk to come parti at my flat?"
-"ALoha slut. Wud u lyk to go out bak with me?"