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6.
Typical oversized female, always has ginger hair and has terrible dress sense thinking she can wear clothes 5 sizes to small for her.....Don't be near her on a hot day as BO is a big problem amongst Bertha's....
You will always have one within your workplace.
by Alikat July 29, 2004
 
1.
An annoying roommate of sorts, usually obnoxious, fat, dirty, smelly, rude, and bitchy.
Wow! Bertha did the floor a favor when she showered this morning.

Ah! I wanted to kick Bertha in the face.
by Anti-Bertha League May 03, 2007
 
2.
a massive 3 litre bottle of cider. usually consumed before gigs and other large sessions of heavy drinkin.
Ste - "you coming down the fally tonite to dance with some goths"

Jim - "yeah man im getting a bertha, do you want one?"

Ste - "fucking right eastbourne style!"
by James Paterson September 21, 2007
 
3.
Bertha is an illegal drug, commonly used in the southeastern Ukrainian regions. Users will take a hollow shell made of solidified Crack Cocaine, filled with weed smoke and coated generously in Mexican Black Tar Heroin. Users will then load this into a Big Bertha Cannon and send the drugs into their rectal cavity. This drug is very illegal, but rarely used because of the high prices to import Heroin from North America. People refer to this as the "Finisher drug," because it is said that those who take Bertha and survive never will do another drug again.
"Did you hear about Mike? He died trying Bertha last night!"
"AW, thought that pussy could take it."
by waetaermaelaen August 16, 2014
 
4.
A person who's parents wanted them to remain a virgin a very long time by giving them such a lousy name
Boy, your parents must have really hated you to name you Bertha.
by Getboners July 12, 2014
 
5.
A huge ass, wide load, junk in the trunk
Damn that guy has a bertha!
by spencer bamf November 19, 2010
 
7.
An outdoor place that is used to relax for short breaks, and have a ciggy or too, typically on a nice day
yoooo that bertha we were at was madd chill
by Roadside Stoner March 14, 2009