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10. Bert
n: A little piece of shit that no one likes because he's a fucking dick sucker who thinks everything is under him. A Bert will often feel the need to critique anything you happen to say near him. On the plus side a Bert is a very intelligent person who can do many things that others can't. A Bert is very prideful in who they are despite who others may think of them.

v: A Bert is the action of over correcting something in an uncalled for manner. Often times this action is repetitive and continues without the persons consent.
Person: I was looking at Disney the other day...
Bert: Oh Disney sucks, and you know why...
Person: No Bert, why don't you tell us
Bert: Because Walt Disney is Hitler...
Person: Bert just stop.
Bert: Let me finish (insert chuckle)...without his mustache, and to work at Disney you need to surround yourself with white supremacist if you want to stand out. (insert chuckle)
1. bert
A person who is, sophisticated, extremely intelligent and exceedingly well-endowed. A person known as Bert is often the most respected or adored member of any group of people. To be called Bert is the utmost sign of respect: it signifies that the person being referred to has the ability to please and impress others on every possible level.
A woman sees a distinguished, attractive man at a party and says, "wow that guy is such a Bert"
2. Bert
The most amazing boy you'll ever meet. Usually cute and not afraid to reveal his naughty side ;)
damn, berts a cutie. I'd hit that
3. bert
verb: to flail, squee, generally get excited by anything adam lambert does, wears, sings, is around.
omg adam lambert is at the party!" "time to bert!
4. bert
Ernie's homosexual lover.
I mean, come on, BERT and ERNIE have been living together since 1969. Something is up.
by SuperSonicX Sep 18, 2005 add a video
5. Bert
A dialectal term for cigarette. Popular in North Lancashire and South Cumbria - may also have found its way to South Wales and parts of Manchester. Derived from the popular brand Lambert & Butler.
Winston: How many Berts can you smoke in twenty minutes?

Royston: At least twenty Berts, Marra.
6. bert
A random dude who remains nameless to you, usually at a party or other gathering.
Yo Bert, is that your half-empty beer?
by foozebox Aug 2, 2005 add a video
7. bert
(n) a vagina that posseses a foul, or "stanky," odor
Everyone on the elevator could smell the woman's bert.
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