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bertcollege
A random dude who remains nameless to you, usually at a party or other gathering.
Yo Bert, is that your half-empty beer?
by foozebox August 02, 2005
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Bertsex

Multiple Usage

Term used for misfortune, badluck, substandardness.

Org: Originates from Derry in Northern Ireland where a local chip shop, named Berty O'Neills, famed for its bad chips, was coined into a phrase for most bad things.

Original the whole term was used.
"Went to see a movie. It was pure berty o'neills".

Later shortend to "Berties".
"Drinking alcholic free beer is pure berties"

and finally to Bert.
"Went up the town and all the shops where closed. Pure bert"

Can also be used:

"Did you see that bert. He just flipped his berty bike and landed on his head. Bert one"

trans: "Did you see that idiot. He just flipped his stupid bike and landed in his head. Shit one"

berty - Used before a person, place, thing
Bert One - Shit one
Bertness - Shityness
Ya Bert - You Idiot.
by Gerard Harkin April 15, 2006
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Bertsex
A code name used when talking about your boss in public. This protects you from the unlikely event that the person at the next table is the boss' next door neighbour, brother, in-law or tennis partner.
Joe: "I hear Bert's new girlfriend has a bit of a coke habit"

Gary: "I'd like to hang that prick over a river of burning acid and give scissors to the last 5 people he has destroyed".

Joe: "Yeah, me too. I hate Bert"
by 4sail July 17, 2006
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Bertsex
Any random old guy you see on the street, especially a weird-looking/badly behaved one. Often used together with descriptors such as "beer gut Bert", "ugly sweater Bert" and "angry Bert".
Dirty Bert over there just grabbed a boob!
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by Meme Princess July 02, 2016
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Also known as The Beanie of Awesomeness. It is an awesome red beanie.
by Pete the Goat September 25, 2010
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bertwork
A nice, secretive way of saying "bitch".

Derived from the way "bitch" sounds when yelled and muffled at the same time.
"Hey, holla at them hoochies over there."
"What's up, BERT!?"
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bertwork
another word for a cigarette. hence the filter part of a cigarette looks like bert's head from bert and ernie
hey, i can i get a bert from you?
by italianstallionmb August 18, 2010
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