Torch: Omg they ruined my life. Dam homos! Honestly...two guys that live together, sleep in the same room, and if the budget for Sesame Street was higher, they'd be practically sleeping on the same bed!
Noun2: Ew! They were in the bathroom doin' the Bert and Ernie!
Adjective: Those two homos are so Bert and Ernie!
-"You fucked them?"
-"Nope, Bert and Ernie."