Urban Dictionary: Bernie

8.	Bernie
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9.	bernie
	bernie adjv: to throw out ur new face and replace it with an old one... shane: yeah that bernie bitch is cock smoking hot!! * 3 days later and after WAYYYY TOO MUCH COCK,ALCOPOPS,CRYIN AND SMOKES BERNIE AGES 50 YEARS* 0.O OMG that bitch not coming near my stinky balls lol..! buy bernie mugs & shirts berrocca shock omg alcopops cryin and smokes cock bernie ages 50 years shane by BEENTHEREDONETHATWORNTHETSHIRT Jan 9, 2010 add a video
10.	bernie
	BERNIE bernie, a former playboy model who was found burnt to death in the trash can along with her shitty fake tan.. her bf had nothing to do with it ... :\| bernie smoked wayyyy too much cock bernie rip bitch buy bernie mugs & shirts bernie bf smoked cock rip bitch burnt to death trash can swill by berniebeef33333333333333333333 Jan 8, 2010 add a video

11.	Bernie
	A real fat dude who likes hats (lots of hats), has a large moustache, and has an unhealthy obsession with cows and various other farm animals. He is secretly a millionaire, but pretends he's skint just so he can get to the cows. The sneaky swine! Also speaks really quickly, so you don't have a clue what the guy is saying. "Wassup Bernie?" "Yeah, so I was chasing cows today. They were annoying me so I just went mad at them. It was good. Shimisha hrrgh syufaert rfyaerfjgyutq tuyefwet gyaaarrr? Know what I mean?" "Riiiight." buy bernie mugs & shirts bernie farm cows sheep hats hat money millionaire shimisha by big gav Jun 11, 2008 add a video
12.	bernie
	1.To slap a person violently with little or no regard to the standing of that person or in which situation it is done. It is called the 'bernie' after Bernie Mac, who is one bad mofo. 2. To slap very hard The president wouldn't shut up so I bernied him. I bernied my little brother cause he was annoying me. buy bernie mugs & shirts bernie bernie mac bernic machander slap backhand by BenDover89 May 21, 2008 add a video
13.	bernie
	A bernie is someone who obsessively fake tans. These people can be identified by their fried, pumpkin colored skin. Commonly, they also have fried blonde hair. The homecoming queen at your high school. Tara Reid is a celebrity example. buy bernie mugs & shirts by candy Nov 1, 2004 add a video

14.	Bernie
	A brownie that has been "tampered" with in any kind of way. Guy 1:I'm hungry, but i donw want that bernie! buy bernie mugs & shirts safyre school dave created terminology by Not DaVe Aug 28, 2006 add a video