A failed senator that's offering free college so young people will vote for him, at the same time not describing how he will achieve his plans. Kind of like Donald Trump
Bernie Sanders is like that creepy uncle no one wants around, so he gives them free college.
by Makeamericagrapeagain2016 June 05, 2016

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to take a dump at the exact same time everyday without fail. With that day's newspaper in hand.
Mike comes to work at 9am and takes a bernie at 915am.
by frank mustafa November 17, 2007

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bernie: , to dig up your dead friend and party with them all night long..

also known as corpsing or corpsey...
david:yo shit dude that party last nite was totally bernie

john: yeah pass me the shovel have to put the bernard back before the cops get here
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bernie adjv: to throw out ur new face and replace it with an old one...

shane: yeah that bernie bitch is cock smoking hot!!
* 3 days later and after WAYYYY TOO MUCH COCK,ALCOPOPS,CRYIN AND SMOKES BERNIE AGES 50 YEARS*

0.O OMG that bitch not coming near my stinky balls lol..!
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BERNIE

bernie, a former playboy model who was found burnt to death in the trash can along with her shitty fake tan..
her bf had nothing to do with it ... :|

bernie smoked wayyyy too much cock bernie rip bitch
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bernie is one of the best blowjobs ever!!
eamon: bernie gives great head but ohhhh man do not fucking look down..bt she is umm errrrrrrrrrr well fit..<:(
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A real fat dude who likes hats (lots of hats), has a large moustache, and has an unhealthy obsession with cows and various other farm animals. He is secretly a millionaire, but pretends he's skint just so he can get to the cows. The sneaky swine! Also speaks really quickly, so you don't have a clue what the guy is saying.
"Wassup Bernie?"
"Yeah, so I was chasing cows today. They were annoying me so I just went mad at them. It was good. Shimisha hrrgh syufaert rfyaerfjgyutq tuyefwet gyaaarrr? Know what I mean?"
"Riiiight."
by big gav June 11, 2008

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