A BERNie is a BURNout, a pothead, someone who had a life that was running smoothly till he woke up one day malude
"Check out that Bernie over there"

"Oh that's jay, he used to be cool till he got malude"

"thats a shame"
by d vengeance October 07, 2006
A real fat dude who likes hats (lots of hats), has a large moustache, and has an unhealthy obsession with cows and various other farm animals. He is secretly a millionaire, but pretends he's skint just so he can get to the cows. The sneaky swine! Also speaks really quickly, so you don't have a clue what the guy is saying.
"Wassup Bernie?"
"Yeah, so I was chasing cows today. They were annoying me so I just went mad at them. It was good. Shimisha hrrgh syufaert rfyaerfjgyutq tuyefwet gyaaarrr? Know what I mean?"
"Riiiight."
by big gav June 11, 2008
1.To slap a person violently with little or no regard to the standing of that person or in which situation it is done.

It is called the 'bernie' after Bernie Mac, who is one bad mofo.

2. To slap very hard
The president wouldn't shut up so I bernied him.

I bernied my little brother cause he was annoying me.
by BenDover89 May 21, 2008
A bernie is someone who obsessively fake tans. These people can be identified by their fried, pumpkin colored skin. Commonly, they also have fried blonde hair.
The homecoming queen at your high school. Tara Reid is a celebrity example.
by candy November 01, 2004
bernie adjv: to throw out ur new face and replace it with an old one...

shane: yeah that bernie bitch is cock smoking hot!!
* 3 days later and after WAYYYY TOO MUCH COCK,ALCOPOPS,CRYIN AND SMOKES BERNIE AGES 50 YEARS*

0.O OMG that bitch not coming near my stinky balls lol..!
by BEENTHEREDONETHATWORNTHETSHIRT January 09, 2010
BERNIE

bernie, a former playboy model who was found burnt to death in the trash can along with her shitty fake tan..
her bf had nothing to do with it ... :|

bernie smoked wayyyy too much cock bernie rip bitch
by berniebeef33333333333333333333 January 08, 2010
A brownie that has been "tampered" with in any kind of way.
Guy 1:I'm hungry, but i donw want that bernie!
by Not DaVe August 28, 2006

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