Friend : "yeah sure! there is a movie theature in bernardsville we can go to!"
Other friend : "Ew why would i want to go to that shit hole, lets just take your Lamborghini to the mall!"
Friend : "Okay sure! but first my dad has to finish buying his 9th house and a few more Ferraris"
Person 2: Bernardsville
Person 1: Oh you're spoiled. And rich.
Person 2: Yeah, but my town is the shit. And so am I.
Person 1: Truth.
"Poor Girl" = I only have a 20 million dollar trust fund
"Rich Girl" = Well, I have a 50 million dollar trust fund. *rolls eyes* Loser...
"Poor Girl" goes home and cries her eyes out while doing coke
Just for reference, the Beverly Hills per capita income is $66,000.
BTW, my Jewish Doctor lives there and the movie theatre there is awesome and more towns should emulate
Resident 2: We gotta keep em', or who's gonna wash the dishes at the overpriced restaurants in town or mow our grass.
Newly arrived from California resident 3: You better wake up and purge em' or Bernardsville will be third world within 10 years. Rich mountain, all the rest Mariachi town, Trust me!!!!
Superior Bernards kid: you go to ridge, therefore, you are probably an ignorant jealous slut.
Per Capita Income
Basking Ridge: $74,290
Laguna Beach: $85,485
Beverly Hills: $107,796
Greenwich, CT: $112,981
There High School just got a huge expansion even though enrollment is down. This is due to the out of touch populace who still send their kids to private school even though the public schools are some of the best in the State.
Meryl Streep grew up here.
Basking Ridge Kids: At least we are getting $500,000 trust funds when we turn 21.
Bernardsville Kid: Yep, you'll be working for me. (classier Bernardsville kid won't so crass as to actually mention the size of his trust fund) $10,000,000