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11. Berk
A fat, sloth like creature. It has no friends, smells like sweaty tits, and wears a helmet. No one likes Berk, but if you talk to Berk, he'll hang off your dick until you tell him to fuck off.
Shut up Berk.
Get the fuck off Skuff's dick already.
1. berk
Come from the Cockney rhyming slang "Berkshire Hunt" = Cunt
by Niki Daley Jun 6, 2003 add a video
2. berk
An idiot. Similar in tone to 'prat', 'prick', 'twat' or similar. Originally from the rhyming slang 'Berkeley Hunt', for 'cunt', although not generally considered as offensive as that.
What did you do that for, you stupid berk?
3. Berk
A name given to a hot guy with a super thick monibrow. A berk is like a nerd but not very smart and very moody. Very much hates girls that sing.
He rubbed his monibrow and said "WILL YOU STOP SINGING?"
Woaahhh you MUST be a berk!!
4. berk
Blue plastacine charactor from the 80s cartoon Trapdoor. Overworked servant to the thing upstairs!
Damn Globits! I loves a bit of bonkin'! BERRRRRRRRRK! FEEEEEEEED MEEEEEEEEEE!
by Pete the Boss Aug 19, 2004 add a video
5. Berk
Berk, meaning idiot, or dickhead
Rv - "where's Jason?"
Kirst - "Shit off you berk, how should I know?"
6. berk
A burp and bork at the same time
Sickie burp bork burp berk.
7. berk
a MAn who is Really dumb and Kant Write english properly. he is ALso sometimes employed as a spelunKER
mark: hey whys that dog laying eggs?

walker: thats a chicken you berk.
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