A slang term for a Gregg's savoury pasty (a baked product from the North East of England), referring to the fact that working class townie parents give their kids these to shut them up. Benwell is a particularly poor area of Newcastle upon Tyne.
"He was makin' so much noise, that I gave him a Benwell Dummy."
by norton_provirus August 14, 2008
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