A verb meaning to inject your family (or one member of your family/girlfriend) with steroids and then kill them via suffocation, strangling, or potentially bodyslamming. Followed by possibly hanging yourself.
(Shae): "Man, my girl pissed me off!"
(Al): "Soooo, whatcha do?"
(Shae):"I had to Benoit her ass man!"
To go apeshit and kill your whole family and self.
May eventually replace the word kamikaze
"Did you hear? He totally went benoit on everybody."
"Dont make me go benoit up in here."
1. To Murder one's own family then proceed to commit Suicide for no apparent reason.
2. To effectively carry out Murder/Suicide without forwarning.
(same spelling for past tense but pronounced "ben.wad.")
Fred: Did you hear about Larry?
Bill: Yeah I guess he Benoit yesterday.
Husband: You better shut the fuck up or I'll pull a benoit up in here.
Wife: Okay dear.
To kill oneself in a violent manner. Also used to kill oneself and their immediate family.
See also Banoit which is used to tell one to go out in a blaze of glory by disrupting a forum or chatroom with inappropriate material.
Go benoit yourself
benoit yourself now
To murder one's family using wrestling moves and pillows. Not a true Benoit unless you then kill yourself with a weight machine.
Can also be used as an insult towards those who you desire to see deceased.
OPTIONAL: If desired, one can also place Bibles near the bodies for dramatic effect.
Man 1: My wife's been hastling me to fix the crack in the ceiling.
Man 2: "Benoit the bitch"
Man 1: That's not a bad idea....
Person 1: The zoo was so fun yesterday.
Person 2: Benoit yourself
To kill or be killed by some manner of suffocation, i.e. hanging or choke hold. Typically the result of rage, and or a retarded child.
Son, if you don't shut your mouth I'm gonna benoit you and your mother, retard.
To murder your family in cold blood and then kill yourself. A murder-suicide.
What did you just say about my mom, bitch? Don't make me go Benoit on your ass.
to strangle or smother someone to death for no apparent reason.
Is Wayne Brady gonna have to BENOIT a bitch?