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Benny Tight Pants is the name for the following syptom:
The ithcy dry feeling males get in the inner thighs when walking in cold weather, 32 and below, in suit pants. It is as if you were wearing the tight pants your mom dressed you in during your elementary school years and lined the pants with brillow pads.
Gosh it's so cold out, my inner thighs feel like Benny Tight Pants.
by Steaksizzle December 22, 2009

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