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4.
The hard hitting, immense, chainmail and leather trouser wearing bad guy off the best film that has ever been absconded onto film... Commando. People think that Arnie's quotes are funny and good, they have nothing on this bastards. Is currently letting off some steam while planning revenge on John Matrix with that double crossing bastard General Franklin Kirby
Piss Ant Soldier: Slitting a little girl's throat is like cutting warm butter!

Bennett: Put the knife away, and shut your mouth! I love listening to your, little piss-ant soldiers trying to talk tough, they make me laugh! If Matrix was here, he'd laugh too!

Arius: Mr. Bennett, my soldiers are patriots!

Bennett: Your soldiers are nothing! Matrix and I could kill every one of them! In a blink of an eye, remember that!

Arius: Are you trying to frighten me?

Bennett: I don't have to try! When Matrix finishes the job,
He'll be back for his daughter! Now, whether she's alive or dead doesn't matter! Then he'll be after you! Now, the only thing between Matrix and you, is me!
by Dave-Offence June 18, 2006
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8.
To do nothing and/or with one's life.

Usually involves sitting on the couch, high, eating cheetos.
Person: Did do you finish the homework?
Other person: Nah. I pulled a Bennett last night.
by sfsfsfsfsfsfsfl May 03, 2010
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9.
Bennett is a 17 year old white boy that thinks he is black. He is best known for the text messages he exchanges with his cousin David (AKA Mac Lethal ). They showcase Bennett's "unique" view of the world and cover a wide range of topics ranging from joining the Illuminati to what to do after clogging the toilet at a hot girl's house.

Actual conversation:

Bennett: have u ever seen wheal of fortune? it a show with this blond hoe who turn letters for you and u try and win da trophy... ?

David: Yes Bennett, I've seen that show.

Bennet: well IM watching it right now and da unsolved puzzle says HA HA AIDS

David: Don't you have to work tonight?

Bennett: i got fired nigga
This Bennett kid is a real life Malibu's Most Wanted.
by MadMatt2024 December 30, 2012
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10.
A small swig of any alcoholic drink
-"Yo that guy took a Bennett of that vodka. It wasn't even that strong!"
-"Yeah I know and he was acting like he was wasted!"
by clayclay456 November 01, 2009
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11.
The act of using your adam's apple to balance lube while engaging in gay sex.
This is gonna take both hands Larry, good thing I know how to Bennett
by Brimstove January 20, 2010
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12.
A middle class Yorkshire term for a Vampire.
That Dracula is a right Bennett aint he.

by Robert Cranwell May 01, 2006
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13.
1. A gentleman who is so deep in the closet he is finding Christmas presents. He is typically very sloppy when sober, and the sloppiest douche on the planet when intoxicated. Loyal, clumsy and quite a goon. He's the friend you talk about when he's not there, and talk about more when he is. Skillful in the art of picking up dudes and water-beast like women. He is also avid in the consumption of performance enhancing drugs. He checks you out when you work out with him.

2. Something that is generally complete faggotry

Synonyms: Rob, Rab
1. Man, that dude is so damned Bennett

2. That little faggot just knifed me, that's Bennett
by 23424534567 February 04, 2010
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14.
Excessive exposure of a malnutritioned body, showing off something that everyone is disgusted by
"Dude put your shirt on you look like a Bennett!!"
by benarfa November 10, 2009
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