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13. Benjamin
An exuberantly distinguished name to be bestowed on a man of tremendous stature. The recipient of such a name will squash his incompetently anointed peers with ease. This ease will be witnessed in all facets of the Benjamin's life. If Benjamin wants to become a scientist, he will become the first to go to mars. If Benjamin wants to become a football player, he will make Barry Sanders look like a small child. If Benjamin wants to become a writer, he will become the primary source of news, leisure, and the most accurate profit of horoscopes in the history of man. If Benjamin ever orders an escort, the woman will instead offer to pay him when she shows up. These are the fruits of the most singly acclaimed and illustriously renowned word in any of the 6500 spoken languages of the world. The ownership of this title is often debated with the AOS (Association of Steves, Steve), but the BBB (Bafflingly Bodacious Bens) have since disproved the obnoxiously misunderstood claims of the Steves.
Person 1:Hi.
Person 2: Hello. How are you?
Person 1: Good. I'm Benjamin, its very nice to meet you.
Person 2: (Legs spreading for insertion) Take me now.

"Ben, the president died, do you think you can take the reins for a little while?"

"I wish my name was Ben, but I was stuck with Steve. At least I'm not a Devon"
1. Benjamin
The most wonderful an amazing person who ever lived the planet. He know absolutely everything in the world and anyone who knows him is lucky.
Benjamin is my brother, my teacher, and my best friend.
2. Benjamin
A strong silent type, yet once you get to know him, the goofy side comes out. He is full of grace, very handsome, and gives the best hugs! He is tender, gentle, an incredible love maker, enduring-the best to cuddle with. He is zealous in spirit and has a talent for building things. Eyes like the ocean,- you could get lost in them forever.
Benjamin,Intriguing, kind-hearted, genuine
3. Benjamin
An awesomely cool guy that seems to attract alot of good friends. a very nice person to be around, and is not afraid to be himself. Benjamin's tend to be out going, a little cheeky, and they are always smiling. Almost like a golden retriever! They are very hard to tick off, and when they do get mad, they are quick to get over them selves.
Wow, that guy is just radiating Benjaminness!!
4. benjamin
short or slang expression for a 100(hundred)-dollar-bill 'cause Benjamin Franklin's face is on the front side of it
what is in this bag?--it's full of benjamins!
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5. benjamin
hebrew name meaning

"the son of the right hand"

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benjamin is such a nazi, I cant believe he is a jew
6. Benjamin
A tall incredibly charming man who has an equally beautiful soul. A fascinating person who emanates strength, joy, care and joviality where ever he goes. He is treasured by his family to the greatest degree, as he's a loyal son who upholds the family values with dignity. Belonging to an ancestry of loving noble people, they always enjoy celebrating family occasions with great delight.
Samson: What a fine gentleman he is. Such grace and strength in his presence. Rita: Sure darling young chap, Benjamin, definitely is a wonderful catch.

Uncle Samson: His fiance is a very lucky lady. She must be a nice lady too.

Rita: Yes she's is quite nice. And she loves him very much too. The wedding celebrations are going to be fantastic. Both families are great together. Its going to be grand

Samson: Definitely, look at young Benjamin, he is just the perfect chap. His family belong to a very noble and respected family, that is why their so giving and handsome. It is going to be exquisite.
7. Benjamin
In some areas of the UK to benjamin something is to make love with it. A benjamin with 3 or more people is called 'A Big Bad Benjamin.'
"Whoa, that was one good Benjamin."
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