Top Definition
A day in which you do little other than eat crisps (usually doritos), watch television (usually 'Dave') and masturbate; i.e. a day in which you live as though you were claiming benefits.
Alright mate, Wubu2?

Nothing much mate, just had a Benefits day!
by Errrrrr12 May 02, 2011

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