Person 2: The guy from star wars who shoots lightning from his fingers?
Person 1: Oh yea your right!
Pope Benedict XVI: The darkside is strong withing you!
He advocates a return to the true teachings of the Sith religion : mind control and galactic conquest.
He is in frequent conflict with a separatist movement of the Sith Order (Islam).
Based in Korriban, also known as "Rome".
"no you fuckwit, he was a member of the hitler youth, which was compulsory from 1936 onwards and the pope didn't join until 1941."
"but, but, but, but the tabloids!"
"balls to them, anyone with half a brain cell knows that failure to join the hitler youth where one would subsequently be brainwashed into nazi ideology, could result in something pretty drastic, being the nazi regime and all"
Displays common symptoms of the closeted homosexual, namely rabid homophobia.
Few hail Mary as earnestly as Benedict XVI.
Have you SEEN the way Benedict XVI walks? Talks? Genuflects?