| 14. | Bender | ||
|
A robot from Futurama who drinks to replenish his fuel cells and smokes because it makes him look cool. He steals, lies and is generally selfish.
His best friend and room mate is Fry. Bender fears magnets as they turn him into a country singer which he secretly likes anyway. His top ten most uttered words are: 10. Chump 9. Chumpette 8. Yours 7. Up 6. Pimpmobile 5. Bite 4. My 3. Shiny 2. Daffodil 1. Ass He also once sold his body and subsequently stole it back off Richard Nixon's head. Also appeared on TV and campaigned against himself for being on TV. Also acted as God for a race of tiny people for a short while and then met God which was a talking galaxy Fry: Goodnight Bender
Bender: Goodnight Fry *eye cover goes down* Kill All Humans, Kill All Humans Fry: Bender, Bender Bender: Wah? Fry: Do you have a bathroom? Bender: A what? Fry: A bathroom Bender: huh? Fry: Ah forget it Bender: *goes back to sleep* Hey sexy moma, wanna kill all humans |
|||
| Bender videos | |||
|
|
|||
| Bender images | |||
| 1. | bender | ||
|
May 9, 2006 Urban Word of the Day
1. The status of being bent for more than a day. Usually results in loss of memory, money, strange tattoos, and other things you'll have a hell of a time explaining.
2. A homosexual male (British slang). Someone who is bent, that is, not straight. 3. The alcoholic, chain-smoking, kleptomaniac robot on Futurama. 1. What? Monday off?! I'll be on a three-day bender.
2. In the '70s, no one knew Elton was a bender. 3. "Bite my shiny metal ass!" |
|||
| 2. | bender | ||
|
A hockey player who is really bad, usually has skates that bend at the ankles, so the player cant skate. Derek is such a bender...look at those skates he cant even skate!!!!!!
|
|||
|
|
|||
| 3. | Bender | ||
|
A kick ass robot on Futurama who smokes, drinks, and steals with style. He has a dream of killing all humans. His full name is Bender Bending Rodriguez/ Bending Unit 22. His best friend is Fry and he loves turtles because they remind him of himself. "Bite my shiny metal ass!" (it is BITE my shiny metal ass. Many people think that it is KISS my shiny metal ass, but it's not and they can go screw themselves!)
|
|||
| 4. | Bender | ||
|
A term commonly used to describe a period of time (preferably more than 24 hours) spent escaping life's harsh realities (marriage, work etc) Consumption of alcohol and drugs is a must. Anything goes. "Any idea why Tim isn't at his desk?"
"I think he's still on a bender from the weekend, why?" "His wife is looking for him..." "Deary me!" |
|||
| 5. | bender | ||
|
1. a drinking spree;
2. a male homosexual; 3. a recumbent bicycle made by Bender Custom Bicycles of Garden City, Idaho. Every Saturday night, these benders go on a bender on their Benders.
|
|||
|
|
|||
| 6. | bender | ||
|
An alcoholic binge that at least lasts an entire week but can go on for months.
Note: This is not a "2 beers every night event." Every night must result in broken furniture, blacking out, or waking up in a puddle of your own piss and puke. This is not for the weak and wary. Only those who can truly rock out can handle this. 1. Tuesday night commemorates my crossing from an unproductive drunken week to a full fledged bender.
2. Come over tonight. I picked up some Vladdy, I can't break the streak of my two week long bender. |
|||
| 7. | bender | ||
|
a hockey player who skates with his or her ankles bent in. A. that kid sucks.
B. yea hes a bender |
|||
