|2.||Bender Bending Rodrieguez|
A robot from futurama, second funniest character on the show.
Bender Bending Rodrieguez: Shut up Zoidberg, the robot bending events are starting! The robots flex their robot muscles. Something tells me I could easily beat those trained professionals.
Bender Bending Rodrieguez: An open casting call for child robots? Tinny Tim? Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
Tinny Tim: What's that sir?
Bender Bending Rodrieguez: That I, Bender, am perfect for the role!
Tinny Tim: You raised my hopes and dashed them quite expertly sir! He raises his crutch. Bravo!
|1.||Bender Bending Rodrieguez|
Bender Is Our Robot Lord.
BENDER IS MADE OF:
An Iron-Osmium alloy with a 5% nickel impurity
"Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
"I came here with a simple dream. A dream, of killing all humans. And is this how it must end? I ask you, who's the real seven billion ton robot monster here? Not I... Not I.
"BITE MY SHINY, METAL ASS!!!
FRY: Wow! A real live robot! Or is that some kind of cheesy new-years costume...?
BENDER: Bite my shiny metal ass!