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Benard is a guy who is very attracted to muscular women. He never feels the cold, so he only wears T shirts and shorts. The term to "Benard" is to fuck a musculargirl with the tips of a mustache. He always answers the phone, otherwise he would be in mortal danger.
Damn, she just got Benarded.
by The Senile Penile December 06, 2013

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