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Ben
1:(n) (pr) (abr) short for the English name Benjamin.

2: Code for cheauvenistic male pig.

Has nothing going for his life.

Says he hates skinny girls, but won't date you if you are not to his specifications. I.e.: he may as well get a blow up doll, they are easy to cheat on, and you can get them just how you want them and you don't have to mandate that they look like a Chinese Crested! (Hair on head. Thats about it.)

Likes to waste time chasing tail, even while in a relationship. Cheats on his girlfriends with one particular ex.

Will always claim it's the female that is crazy, even after he has strung her along for 5 months or however long. But he can do and feel anything he wants: like Cartman.

Oh, and don't move in with him then break up. He will have an ex over to drink & fuck almost immediately, even if you were together for a year and he appeared changed.

He will also tell you he loves you, break up with you the following day, and tell you he hates you.

He is a bipolar fuck who has attachment issues, a diseased dick (which is not very large contrary to popular belief - aside from the fact that if you don't know how to use said cock, it's length and girth are null and void), and an impossibly immature attitude.

So, that said, beware.
Ben Kravitz is an asshole.
by dont ask, dont tell August 02, 2011
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ben
a guy who's amazing at giving women head. A true cunninglinguist. long tongue, skill, not afraid to get wet behind the ears, etc.

Girl 1: "Hey, did you get what you wanted from your man last night?"
Girl 2: "Damn right I did, I got that and more. My man is a true ben"

and he's a great kisser and will stay wih you when your feeling lonley
ben is the best i have ever had
by ben cheeseham January 07, 2008
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Ben
One who has insanely large cock. Probably the most awesome person ever, and every girl thinks he is sexy. Is good at many things, and very original. Not a poser in any way shape or form.
Oh...no thats not a parade, they are just following Ben.
by Ben Kodiak June 17, 2008
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Ben
Ben is the undiscovered hottie. All the girls love him, and all the guys wanna be him. also used for the common word beast and/or sexy
1 Dude, shaquille o'neil is such a fucking ben
2 Did you see what that chick wuz wearing, it was totally ben
by Enricho May 28, 2008
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ben
an amazing guy. he usually makes this girl happy and flirts alot. ben is extremely cute and anyone would be lucky to have him.
man i love ben.
by theunknown but nowknown. March 28, 2010
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Ben
A strong silent type, yet once you get to know him, the goofy side comes out. He is full of grace, very handsome, and gives the best hugs! He is tender, gentle, an incredible love maker, enduring-the best to cuddle with. He is zealous in spirit and has a talent for building things. Eyes like the ocean,- you could get lost in them forever.
Here comes Ben, god i love his eyes
by rebelman May 02, 2011
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Ben
The awesomest
Wow, Ben is so awesome
by SteelSamurai July 10, 2008
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Ben
A truly amazing guy. Super cool and fun to be around. He looks super hot in anything he puts in(including nothing) and is the best kisser. Though he is an amazing person he often chooses bad choices for girlfriends but that will change!
Ben over there looks so fine today!!!!I just wish he would get over that ugly bitch!
by :):P:D January 27, 2009
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