Ben's Mum

A term first coined by Kenny of Derby, a fellow greb. It can be used in various situations, such as an answer or an expression of great surprise.

Me: What did you do last night?
Ken: Ben's mum

Chav: Wat da fuck is Black Sabbath?
Ken: Ben's mum! You're stupid!

by Eldest Wishbone October 4, 2006

ben's mum

anything you want her to be........

omg i just had a ride on Ben's mum lololol

that was proper bad Ben's mum back there

person 1: "what happened to you last night?"
Person 2: "Well you know Ben's mum?"

Ben's mum and ting

by samuella raymondo osocao stevenson January 7, 2008

Ben's mum

A phrase describing some one who suffers from deafness or hearing disability.

Sorry, what did you say?
Oh my god, are you Ben's mum or something.

by Rob123456123 March 11, 2011