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The worst MLB pitcher ever. Period. Almost cost the Brewers the playoffs this year. He muff dives with Nedly Yost's cock bush.
Ben Shits couldn't pitch well because he was up all night muff diving with the EX manager of the Milwaukee Brewers Nedly Yost.
by NoLabToday October 13, 2008

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