Don't worry. No one wants to be like you in the first place.

(Just kidding.)

Stupid word made up by some reject.

The extreme new word craze that's sweeping the nation! Created by the legendary wordsmith Eric.
It can be used in many ways to spice up a sentence and generally make the user sound super awesome.

Dumbass:

Those who pretend to be me shall surely perish.

Obviously, "bemdarg" is a secret code that has possessed an innocent, young Eric P. to spread around until the entire interweb knows of this horrid word. It sounds innocent enough, correct? Don't believe it. That's one of it's many tricks; decievement.

Our top scientists have already figured out who is behind this "bemdarg" madness. Fred Durst and Marshall Mathers. Who else would creep to such a low, despising level but them?

So what does it stand for? Prepare yourself...

Best
Eber
Mathers/
Durst
Arrangement

That's the most of it. Researchers are still trying to decode the "R" and "G," but they've come to only a few conlcusions.

Real
Gay

Roleplaying
Game

Restless
Gorilla

Raging
Goal

Most agree that the last, "Raging Goal," is most likely to be the end of the code. Their goal, however, is known: to terrorize and aak farm all.

As a purely contextual word, Bemdarg is especially useful as a greeting or as a curse word. And yes, I created it, cause I rock.