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A rural city in central Texas where there is nothing but Friday night football games and the weekly livestock show. The high school football team has an idiot for a coach, as he thinks lifting weights 3X a day will make the team win which doesn't work at all, but he has not figured that out yet. John: Hey, do you want to go to the Belton football game this Friday night?
Aaron: No way fag, that coach is a blumkin head. |
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A crappy little city between Austin and Waco that most people have never heard of, though anyone that has ever driven on I-H35 in Texas has probably stopped there to get gas and take a shit.
Inhabited by bros and the kind of people you see at Wal-Mart. Its only redeeming quality is that it's a bastion of Republican support. "I go to the university of Mary Hardin Baylor in Belton."
"Oh Baylor! in Waco?" "Yeah Baylor..." |
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a town in North-Western South Carolina. Population includes rednecks, upper-middle class families, phony "gangsta"'s and other typical bible-belt inhabitants. I'm not from Belton, TX, I'm from the sweet methlab town of Belton, SC...
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A little town in England, it is named after an aristocratic family. Ever been to Belton? It's lovely there.
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