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1.
Someone whose fart gases are so potent, that inhaling such gases is likely to lead to the prompt demise of the inhalee.

A purveyor of the Silent-But-Deadly

See also: Auschwitz Arse
Vicky, you Belsen Bum! Must you pass wind like th.......... *dead*
by Sah rah October 20, 2007