The school is overall a blast. Academics are easy, easy, easy. Profs are great. Fundamentalist Christians make up less than 10% of the student body. Most of the students are either Taylor Swift-wannabes or HUGE liberals even though homosexuality is against school rules.
Person #2: Well, I go to Belmont, and we throw paper wads and spitballs at the Christians in my class. MUAHAHAHA.
Sad Christian pastor: What happened to Belmont University? It used to be doing God's holy work.
Hippie Belmont musician: Dude... you need to mellow out. Seriously. Take a hit of this (hands him joint).
Angry Belmont Bible major: BELMONT IS GOING TO HELL.
Hipster Belmont English major: That sounds awesome.
Angry Bible: You need Jesus.
Hipster: Hahahahahahahahahaha save it for sunday school, Billy Graham.
The classes are fairly easy, and everyone in the administration seems to be extremely oblivious to the fact that their students are out drunk every weekend.
Since it's technically a dry campus, students get wasted in off-campus party houses with names that sound stupid to non-Belmont students, such as The Palace, The Manor, The Taj Mahal, The Plantation, etc.
A Belmont student will graduate with a degree in drunkenness and a minor in circling for parking for 30 minutes. Or Music Business.
Guy 2: Belmont University.
Guy 1: Aren't they all Christian and shit there?
Guy 2: Nah man, last weekend I got shitfaced and hooked up with two Religion majors at the Taj Majal!