Bellmawr is a a quite popular town in Camden County, New Jersey. They currently roll squad deep and fuck up any other town that has a problem. It's such a popular town rumor has it people from Runnemede, nj, have been trying to have their town's name renamed to NewBellmawr, pretty gay huh, not as gay as blackwood.
jwowz: so your from bEllmawR?
kid: I go to Triton but not from Bellmawr
jwowZ: nO wonder you have no sWag
Bellmawr is a small town in South Jersey
, in which exit 3 of the New Jersey Turnpike
, I-295, and Route - 42, have exits, making it a hub of Philadelphia
suburb traffic. These major highways have lead to the importance of the Blackhorse Pike, Browning, and Creek Roads in the neighborhood. Major cultural institutions include Carmen's Deli, Home of Delicious Italian Hoagie
s, Andi's Steak's, Hot Diggity Dog, Italian Paradise (try the Chicken Finger Platter!), the Belmawr Library, the Bellmawr Post Office, and the late, great Italia's Pizza, soon to be restored. Bellmawr can be regarded as a typical semi-suburban town: the goings-on here are slightly more eventful than true suburbs while the youth here are really only pretending to be urban; Many families are impoverished while many do quite well, leading to strange inter-familial and child-friend relationships. Major schools of the area include Ethel Burke, Bellmawr Park, and Bell Oaks, as well as Triton Highschool. Catholic Schools for the town are St. Francis, in Barrignton, and a number of Highschools in the area, such as PVI, GCHS, Camden Catholic, and Bishop Eustace. The town is also home to Mary Mother of the Church. Despite the availability of these insitutions, children will most often...
A small town in New Jersey, right near Runnemede and Gloucester City. Bellmawr kids either go to PVI or Triton. Either way, 90% of the girls are trashy, inbred, or drug addicts. Most girls in Bellmawr have sex before they reach 8th grade, and are home to many great STD's, including herpes! All of the boys think they are skaters and more then half of them have criminal records. And let's not forget the kids who start dressing like wiggers before they can walk. Bellmawr kids drive shit cars, and consider a souped up '97 Honda to be a "Bellmawr Benz". Bellmawr has an area called Bellmawr Park, which is by far trashier then Camden. You don't want to go into Bellmawr after dark, because the 856'ers roam the streets in their girl pants and huffy bikes, waiting to stop you and steal your Ipod. If you live in Bellmawr, you know that the chances are you will grow up to either work at a diner or an Auto Mechanic Shop. And chances are your parents are stoners or drunks. And let's not forget the Bellmawr girls. They know how to get around. Bellmawr is good for two things - a home for the trashiest of trash, and the Bellmawr sluts. Because everyone needs a blowjob from a bisexual anti-prep whore.
"Hey man, I heard you got a BJ from bellmawr trash last night".
"Yeah, now I'm like any guy at Triton who got with a Bellmawr girl! I have herpes!"